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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil)

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(Source: neptunain)

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my-bloody:

Source
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angrybagel:

fakmybitthole:

what

is he a stingray
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angrybagel:

fakmybitthole:

what

is he a stingray
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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
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url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: oyasumiseki)

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disminucion:

Day 263/365: The Night Sky, jennydasdesign
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