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my-bloody:

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jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.
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So this just happened.

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

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when you’re reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you’re not expecting it

not-poignant:

hs-ramblings:

usb-dongle:

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As a writer, I can safely say I feast on the tears of the unfortunates.

Yesssss

(Source: usbdongle)

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bluejamjar:

every time i feel like i’m losing my grip on life i visit the russian 404 error page

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Stages of being an anime fan

Discovery: Huh, what a cute little Japanese show. Looks interesting, maybe I'll take a look lol
Stage 1 weeaboo: GUYS ANIME AND JAPAN ARE SO KAWAII DESU~~~~!!!1 >//w//< Nya I wanna live in Japan it's the best country in the world!! 日本はすごいですね~~!!ww
Realization: Oh no someone murder my past self I like anime but that was awful
Avoidance: Wow, anime is so overrated. Stop acting like Japan is the best country in the world and glorifying them, you weeaboo trash.
Reemergence: I suddenly remembered the entirety of World is Mine oh no
Stage 2 weeaboo: somEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REWATCH DEATH NOTE AND NARUTO
Acceptance: I'm weeaboo trash ww
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a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet
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mortymemes:

"tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-"

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)

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gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
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hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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